Coyote
Ugly
coy-ote-ug-ly (kiot'e ug'le) adj., n 1. When the person you wake up next to after a wild night is laying on your arm, and they're SO UGLY that you'd rather chew off your arm than wake them up.
2. When the
person you're about to have sex with is SO UGLY that two paper bags are
required: One for them and one for you, just in case theirs falls off.
The first contact for him: what really matters?
The
first contact for her: what is important?
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