It seems that people just don't know how to have a good time anymore, or at least sober. All too often, I find my peers equating entertainment to alcohol or some other form of mind-altering substance. But this does not have to be, oh no. There is an entire world of fun that can be had without the costly and expensive use of alcohol or other narcotics; in my quest for public service through journalism I bring you this.

I document the antics of some American straight edgers. Subscribing to a doctrine of strict sobriety, these individuals find new and inventive ways of amusing themselves by the mere force of necessity. You see, many have heard the tales of drunken debauchery, but perhaps the horrifying thing about these lads (and lassies) is the simple fact that they are doing so fully coherent (although not in their right minds). I spent a night with two longtime edgers and known mischief-makers who will be referred to by their nicknames, as they have requested. My Night with Chito and Bean.

A few ways to burn precious hours of your life away in aimless pursuits on the internet. Your teachers insist that this thing is for research, but some of your buddies say that it is for something else. Internet Fun

Those crazy kids at moshaholic.com got up to some mischief again, and I am afraid to say what. Let's put it this way- it involved $100, a homeless man, a river and should have required a lifeguard. The Moshaholic River Swim.

Remember kids, while you were drinking, someone was doing something sillier, crazier and just downright better than what you were doing. Put down the 40 oz. and start wreaking havoc. You only live once, and with old age comes longer healing times. Be young, have fun and get hurt while you can still recover relatively quickly.