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Dane Grace
When boredom strikes and television has nothing to offer
beside soap operas and reruns of shows better left dead,
the Internet becomes your best friend. Here you can find a few sites my
good friend "the Internet" has bestowed upon us... This is stuff that you would probably be better off not
knowing about, but makes for interesting viewing. (It's not
porn, you dirt bag.) The
Fat Project: Interesting. The Spark.com brings you
a
story of
people trying to gain a whole lot of weight for no good reason.
True staples of the bored. The
Burn-Maker: If you just aren't bitter enough to say it...say
the opposite. This bad boy will do it for ya. Guranteed to take
you from feeling like a daisy in the sunshine to a manic depressive,
bipolar Oscar the Grouch. Cyber
Booty: Random stuff of subjects often discussed behind closed
doors and in hushed voices. This is one of those sites that you
don't want your grandma to see. Keep it in that "secret" bookmark
file. Various Tests with Little Real Relevance (brought to you
by Spark.com) The
Personality Test: What kind of person are you? If
you are wondering,
this test isn't going to tell you much, but the results are so wierd
you gotta love it. The
Love Test: Alright, Don Juan, let's see what kinda
lover you
really are. Click here, I dare you. The
Greed Test: Mother Teresa or Bill Gates? Click here
to find out. The
Pregnancy Test: This one speaks for itself. Find
out how likely
you will be to...well, you get the idea. The
Wealth Test: Ghandi or Bill Gates? Click here to
find out. (Notice
a pattern developing?) The
Sex Test: Find out...well....just go there and
you'll see. Un-telligence:
You won't find out how smart you are, you will find out how you
react in wierd and pressing situations which tells you...basically
nothing! The
Death Test: Live fast, die young and leave a pretty
corpse?
Or grow finer like wine with age? Find out which one is for you!
The
Purity Test: If you should die before you wake, is
it the north
or south road that you'll take?
