One of the possibilities with writing your analysis paper is having it take a multi-genre form. But this form of paper is often unknown, and therefore baffling and/or intimidating. We're going to practice writing in multiple genres by completing the exercises below.
Your group has been assigned to a specific character from The Princess Diaries (Lilly Moscovitz, Tina Hakim Baba, Lars the bodyguard, Grandmere, Michael Moscovitz, Lana Weinberger). Your charge is to create, collectively, a multi-genre paper about that character. Your paper is intended to help the class understand the character's personality more fully. See the sample below.
Focusing on your assigned character, complete the following steps:
Desperate for Advice
Dear Abby,
I am a high school math teacher at a private New York
school. I have a pretty good rapport with my students, as a rule--they
like me, even though some say I grade too hard. My problem is that one
of my students--I'll call her the princess--is failing, and when I asked
her mother for a parent-teacher conference, the fireworks began. Not the
kind where the parent blames the teacher or vice versa, but the kind of
sparks that fly when romance is blooming. The princess's mother and I got
along so well that we've begun to date, and I suspect that a more lasting
relationship may be on the horizon. The problem is that the princess has
never been gung-ho about this, and she was especially upset to find me
eating pancakes in my underwear at the breakfast table last Sunday morning.
She's a little embarassed, and I'm feeling a little odd having to "grade"
my girlfriend's daughter. Can you help me? --Stumped in New York
Dear Stumped,
Normally, I would advise you to stay away from your students'
parents romantically, as a common-sense rule, but since you're already
in the middle of everything, I'll just recommend that you slow things down.
Any woman with a daughter will respect such behavior. You might also want
to look up the word "discretion" in a dictionary--you need a dose of it,
young man!
Recipe for Success in Math
3 heaping cups determination
1 1/2 cups number sense
4 T. after-school time
2 T. geekiness
1 cube organization
1/4 t. luck
Dash genius
Carefully sift determination into large mixing bowl. Gradually
add number sense; blend until well mixed. In a separate bowl, combine geekiness
and after-school time; mince luck and stir. Fold into large bowl, beating
until mixture is smooth. Add genius to taste. Bake in high school classroom
for 60 minutes each afternoon until correct homework is produced. Makes
1 serving.
Found Poem
Who truly cares about polynomials
besides Mr Gianini? Anyone?
Wearing a t-shirt and
boxer shorts, Mr. G started talking
about seeing people in their
pajamas--Principal Gupta in sweatpants
Mrs Hill in flannel not feathers
Today I watched Mr Gianini
very closely
he had a good time on his date
For a boring guy, he sure gets around
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Must be conversant with FOIL method, and intimately knowledgeable about
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Diary Entry
I tell you, there is something about the mathematical
mind that just attracts the ladies. I'm not sure what it is, but there's
bound to be a logical explanation. I bet if I find some free time, I'll
be able to write it out as an equation, and it'll be just a matter of solving
for x. But anyway, the date with Helen went better than expected--I was
eating pancakes with her this morning, and that's a good sign, huh? Who'd
have thought I could ever get the time of day from a woman who has been
profiled in Art in America? Damn, I'm one lucky algebra teacher.